Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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