then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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