Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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