dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
