Just fell off a train. Bad.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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