it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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