Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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