Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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