Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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