Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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