You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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