He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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