yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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