Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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