I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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