THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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