You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.