I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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