so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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