Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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