Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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