a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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