So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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