Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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