Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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