Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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