Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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