Are we in a gay sports bar?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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