Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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