Your dad touched me again.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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