why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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