I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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