Life is so much better after having sex.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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