Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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