Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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