every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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