and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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