last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Can I color on your dick again?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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