I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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