My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
either way he was missing a nipple.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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