Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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