Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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