I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
His hands were made for my vagina.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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