how can u be prego again
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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