No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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