My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I believe in your delicious
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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