The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just google imaged poop.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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