before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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