guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My breasts were aching with rage.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.