My sheets look like a crime scene.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.