I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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