My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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