im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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