Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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