I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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