just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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