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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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