I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
