You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
this will be a night to untag.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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