Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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